
Gotta admit, I love her and everything, but I'm not gaga for Gaga. With bated breath, I clicked play and watched the video of Lady G's latest offering, the exotic-sounding 'Alejandro'. Anyone who can dress like this and draw respect rather than psychiatric reports is to be admired. Let me just start by saying that I love Lady Gaga. I can forget the age thing, just so long as he's taller than me. Hopefully he'll have grown a bit, and our marriage will be able to work. I'm trying right at this very moment to try and work out what he will look like when he's older say, 18. just shrugs cheekily at the camera) I found myself thinking, "Oh that's soooo Justin". I admire his flicky hair and checked shirts, and when watching the music video for 'One Time' (I had reached the stage where Usher arrives back at the house and looks sternly at Justin for the house party he is holding J.B. I, a 20-year-old 'woman' (shudder) have been converted into a shrieky, tweenaged fan-girl, screaming at friends to play Justin Bieber on iTunes and hauling through YouTube for remixes of his songs. I went through a 3-phase thought process:ģ) WAIT, WHY AM I QUESTIONING THIS, IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER SO IT'S OKAY. I found out the other day that he has a tattoo of a bird on his hip.

that means I instantly like anything he does. 'One Time' was much the same, as is his current hit 'Eenie Meenie Minie Mo' (I don't have a clue how any of those words are spelt), featuring 'larger than life' rapper Sean Kingston. There was something about the pure pop that pulsed through me and I was hooked.

The first time I heard 'Baby' I got goosebumps. Why do I like him? He looks like a chipmunk! His music contains more cheese than a supermarket! He's really, really short! And yet. Kind of shot myself in the foot with that one, hey).

WHAT! Cosmic plot or what? We'll never be able to get married now (I made a pact with myself when I was around 13 that I could never, ever become involved with someone younger than me. I just Wikipedia'd him and was horrified to discover that he's only been 16 for a couple of months.

Did you see his face and now you're a Belieber?
